最简单的英文笑话一：
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"
最简单的英文笑话二：
"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"请原谅,你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
最简单的`英文笑话三：
Wife:You rding to te statistics on the
paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer
have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.
