简单的英语笑话大全一：
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?Mom: No, Honey, what?Kate: A nice teap: But I've got a nice teap: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗?妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀?凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的`茶壶了呀。凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。
简单的英语笑话大全二：
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven't I?
父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?
简单的英语笑话大全三：
5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do er: "I'm so tired, if you praise me, I'll Be fresh."Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"Dad: "Hey!"Daughter: "Your chick looks really nice ah ......"
5岁的女儿让老爸帮她做某事。老爸：“爸爸很累啦，你夸我两句吧，你夸我两句我就又有劲了。”女儿：“老郑!”老爸：“哎!”女儿：“你家妞妞长得可真漂亮啊……”
