简单的'英文笑话一：
Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?
简单的英文笑话二：
We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?Well, I don't know. Does he bite?That's what I want to find out.
简单的英文笑话三：
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this er: What was it?Teacher: er: Wrong. That was yesterday.
