超级搞笑英文笑话一：
There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "Oh, tell me, Susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"So she said: "I just let the flies taste the stuff."
超级搞笑英文笑话二：
Simon was an inveterate(根深的) fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders(挣扎，比目鱼) . He immediately invited a few friends over to dine, then tried to figure out how best to serve the fish. If I use both, he told his wife, it will seem ostentatious(招摇的) not serve a piece of each? she , if I cut them up, nobody will believe I caught two giant flounders. Simon racked his brain. Then he had an guests were seated at the table when their host strode in with aplatter(大盘子) , holding the biggest flounder they'd ever seen. Suddenly Simon stumbled and fell. Everyone cried out in dismay as the fish crashed to the floor, but Simon quickly brushed himself , he called out to his wife, bring in the other flounder!
超级搞笑英文笑话三：
A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur(恐龙) bones lying old are these bones? the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a tly one hundred million and three years can you be so sure? inquired the , replied the guide, ageologist(地质学家) came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago.
